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alf023

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About alf023

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    Newbie
  • Birthday 08/10/1988

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    Male
  • Location
    San Antonio, TX

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    Aria
  • Country
    United States
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    English-US
  • secondary_lang
    Spanish-US
  1. "Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jack Ass" #bestopeninglineever

  2. I just scored 5,250 points in Major Mayhem, Arcade mode http://t.co/UtOhP8A1 http://t.co/UtOhP8A1

  3. Morning/afternoon of doing errands. Finally able to sit down & do applications for a job. 5 seconds later BOOM daddy duty calls.

  4. Set course to Payback Island

  5. I've learned when you have kids your body becomes their bed, chair and pillow.

  6. I'll always remember that time she took my breath away.

  7. Apparently @lydsterpie uses $300 for gas?!??!

  8. Did you know they bleach butt holes now?!?! That's like says god chose the wrong color. #Roger #AmericanDad

  9. THIS IS WHAT I KNOW ABOUT SACRIFICE. MEET ME AT THE CROSS ROADS. LET'S GO! #getwhatyougive

  10. Already have dropped off the girls with @lydsterpie. First day of work here in Uvalde with Enterprise. Hope they're as cool as SA.

  11. Why does Gilbert Gottfried have to yell so much?

  12. Futurama made a Star Wars reference. "He smells like the inside of a Taun Taun".

  13. Bite my shiny metal ass

  14. I'm only going to ask once, you and your adorable sweater get away from the door